The Six Million Dollar Man

I encountered a fascinating website on the Internet the other day. Here it is: http://www.innovate.es/.

If you checked out the pages, you must have noticed the regular 'Contact Us' page on their website. If you want to see how an excellent housing agency contacts its customers, leave a (fake) contact request with your email address! I mean, it took them A FEW HOURS to respond! As you must have noticed, I have taken a habit of publicly showing my private emails here in my blog. So what? I'm going to continue being a stupid ass. So, here goes:

Ariving: 01/09/2011
Duration: 9 months, until the end of May 2012
Rooms required: 0-1
Budget: Up to about xxx euros (haha!)
Areas: Preferably in close proximity of or with excellent connections to Leganés

I'm going to study in Madrid as an exchange student during the next academic year and I'm looking for a place to stay close to the Leganés campus of Universidad Carlos III de Madrid. I'm hoping to find a place without roommates, because I need a place that's truly my own: a place to study and to relax. On top of that, as I will be an exchange student, I'd prefer to find a place that's fully equipped with all the usual necessities.

Jope

And the quicker-than-a-quickie response:

Hello Jope:

I think you are looking for accommodation in Madrid, we do not usually recomend to live in Leganes since it is boring and you are going to misss the flavor of Madri, what you can do  is to live in the south. I will be sending you some options

Kind regards
A Female Person

 And this is what happens when you try to reason with stupid customers:

Hi,

Thanks for your concern, but it just so happens that I can be quite boring myself, too.

I mean, I really am looking for accommodation in Leganés. I'd like to find a place in a neighborhood that's almost as safe, peaceful and quiet as can be. When I wish to find excitement and the flavor of Madrid, I won't mind having to take a bus or two. In other words, please try to stick to options that are in or very close to Leganés and the UC3M campus.

Thank you, really. I like Innova's businness strategy already.

Best regards,

Jope

I really AM boring... But hey, at least I'm stupid. That has to count for something, right?