The Six Million Dollar Man

'Hello everyone! I bid you welcome to our studio, folks! It's, once again, time for the next episode of our ever-so-fantastic 'Jope has been to this place but you haven't TV show! So, without further ado, let's begin our quick photo tour!'

'Here you can see a... church: simple and elegant. (It's on sale on eBay for a mere 120 000 000 euros!)'

'As you enter the city itself, you notice a gargantuan structure rising before you. What you see is a Roman aqueduct, no less.'

'Here, in this photo we have the Main Square of Segovia. You can see the Cathedral, too.'

'A view inside the cathedral main hall.'

'This is a nice pic, ain't it? It's taken in an inner courtyard of the cathedral. '

'One of the altars in the cathedral. And yes, I do mean ONE OF, literally...'

'... and here's a monument of some sort?'

'Ah, the Alcázar.'

'The fortress really is a place with excellent views around Segovia.'

'Here's another example. (You can buy this photo as a postcard in every shop in Segovia.)'

'If you step outside the city walls, you can find some spectacular scenery, such as this.'

'An inner courtyard of a monastery. Might be chilly during the winter, right?'

'Here you can see the church that's accompanying the monastery...'

'... and here you have a photo of the interior.'

'An interesting notion: all Segovians used to be Ku Klux Klan members.'

'Before we're done, we want to express our gratitude to all the people that helped us provide you with this footage. We'd like to especially thank LE and KP for their crucial contribution.'

'And that's all for today! Thank you, and good night!'