The Six Million Dollar Man

Great. I got a letter, whoopee! I'm telling you, someone ought to give the administrative personnel  here at Aalto a slap in the face to wake them up...

Here's the letter:

SURNAME, JOPE KALEVI

DECISION ON THE SCHOLARSHIP

This is to certify that Mr SURNAME, JOPE KALEVI who is currently studying towards the degree of Master of Science in Technology in Aalto University School of Electrical Engineering, Espoo, Finland, has been granted the standard scholarship for studies at Universidad Carlos III de Madrid, Spain (Erasmus), during the autumn term 2011 and spring term 2012. The studies pursued abroad will be counted towards the student's degree at Aalto University School of Electrical Engineering.

(Signature etc...)

Bollocks! Those idiots had my name all wrong! C'mon, how hard could it be to write a student's second name right? Although... I guess I don't hate the name... Kalevi. Yeah.

Call me Kalevi.